Ryan Hipkiss
Senior Software Engineer
Senior Software Engineer
I thrive on building things, breaking things (usually on purpose), and solving problems that make me question my life choices. With years of experience and an unhealthy obsession with clean code, I focus on creating solutions that actually work—and ideally, don’t require 3 AM bug fixes.
When I’m not coding, you’ll find me on Football Manager, where I’ve spent thousands of hours making questionable transfers and winning imaginary trophies. Turns out, leading a virtual team to victory isn't too different from coding—it's all about strategy, patience, and praying nothing crashes.
How a static page, a Cloudflare Worker and a week-long cache answer the question every household asks on a Sunday night.
An auction house scanner for World of Warcraft: Forever that prices every recipe you know, shows which ones make a profit, and tracks it over time in a browser dashboard.
What 16 years of checking doors and windows was really like, and how group therapy helped me break the cycle. A personal account of living with OCD.
Using Python and data analytics to find the best-fit players in Football Manager.